XOXO, b

no one "gets" michael bay like i do.

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:22:46 -0400

nevver: See ya

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:15:12 -0400

nevver:

See ya

confabulationnation: Michelle: does this interest you? I can...

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:11:03 -0400

confabulationnation:

Michelle: does this interest you? I can get us in for free. and if it’s boring we can leave and come back for the after party
me: dude its gonna be like nerd boy central. count. me. in.
Michelle: that is sooo true!!! ok I’ll rsvp! now I’m excited.
me: yesssssssssssssssss!
Michelle: the “interactive” after party is sponsored by a vodka company and is at the nintendo world store.
me: the nintendo setting could be like hotness kryptonite. but there will be vodka, so we may not notice.

You guys are mean! Why can’t I come?

"capture your bounty like elliot ness."

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:50:00 -0400

“capture your bounty like elliot ness.”

- Ms. Hill via Ready or Not - why do multiple rap songs rep E. Ness?

thelonglistofthingsthatsuck:thekathunt:pootee: (via...

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:48:53 -0400

thelonglistofthingsthatsuck:thekathunt:pootee: (via teenagejesus)

i want.

Count Down to NASA's LCROSS launching for Lunar Impact aka Boming the Moon

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:00:49 -0400

Count Down to NASA's LCROSS launching for Lunar Impact aka Boming the Moon:

Why haven’t we heard more dissention? If you throw plastic away, you’re apt to get a 3 hour lecture about what you’re doing to the environment but NASA can BOMB THE MOON? I found one article where the author sounded somehow legitimate in his apprehension about this plan, then three paragraphs down his writing turns into a tirade about how this could negetively impact our future intergalactic space relationships. Count down to moon bombing now available!

Harry Potter Vibrating Broom Stick via Time’s List of...

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:45:00 -0400

Harry Potter Vibrating Broom Stick via Time’s List of Dubious Toys

also on the list: A doll that breast feeds, Sasha and Malia Obama dolls, and Lego’s Terrorist action figure (which can be merchandised wonderfully with PlayMobil’s Airport Security Play Set - who wants a body cavity search?)

regarding times list of dubious toys

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:38:00 -0400

boss lady: well, who would buy a homeless doll?!
me: I don't know.
boss lady: American Girl, jumped the shark! Is Matl giving the profits away to help homeless children? That would make it tolerable.
me: Are you still letting Bea get one for Christmas? Which one does she want?
boss lady: Oh, I hope not Gwen. I think she wants Felicity. What's next on the list? Harry Potter viiibraating broo...(broom stick, that the child is supposed to stradle)...oh...oh!
me: HELLS BELLS!
(cackling ensues)

shoesday: Alexander McQueen Spring 2010 Ok, ok. I know that a...

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:27:33 -0400

shoesday:

Alexander McQueen Spring 2010

Ok, ok. I know that a lot of you all are going to call me a heretic and burn me at the stake for this but: I don’t like the McQueen heel of ‘10. Let’s put aside that it doesn’t look like it could be remotely comfortable; I have plenty of shoes I adore that offer me not an iota of comfort. Here is my jam: shoes are supposed to maginify the grace and elegance of the female form - especially heels and especially the stems. Heels, be they of the cone, kitten, stilletto or stacked variety, should elongate, accentuate and adorn a woman’s leg like an accent, not claw it off like an eyesore. I think these shoes stop the eye short, they’re jarring and I think they are down right awkward to look at. I know that a lot of things don’t make it from the runway to the ready-to-wear, I am not convinced that these were ever destined to hit shelves, but honestly these crab-people feet distracted me from even seening McQueens line outside of them.

Down in Mexico The Coasters sorry, so good.

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:38:00 -0400

Down in Mexico The Coasters

sorry, so good.

National Domestic Violence Awareness Month

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 09:39:59 -0400

National Domestic Violence Awareness Month:

hoitycoity:

During this month, we rededicate ourselves to breaking the cycle of violence. By providing young people with education about healthy relationships, and by changing attitudes that support violence, we recognize that domestic violence can be prevented. We must build the capacity of our Nation’s victim service providers to reach and serve those in need. We urge community leaders to raise awareness and bring attention to this quiet crisis. And across America, we encourage victims and their families to call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-SAFE. Together, we must ensure that, in America, no victim of domestic violence ever struggles alone. -Barack Obama