January 2009
227 posts
we love you very very very very very very very...
saturday morning phone call
my mom just called me to up, to relay her fears that her cousin and husband are swingers and that they are trying to get her and my step-dad into wife swaping. i wish the conversation had been recorded.
e-mail on cubicle life.
i have never had a cubicle, always an office i’m adjusting:
OMG, HAVE YOU EVER NOT REALIZED JUST HOW MUCH YOU ARE DANCING IN A CUBICLE AND HOW LOUD YOUR HEADPHONES ARE AND YOU SPIN IN YOUR CHAIR, AND SOMEONE IS STANDING BEHIND YOU TRYING TO ASK A QUESTION? THAT SUCKS. AND I’M LIKE: THAT’S WHAT EXTENSIONS ARE FOR CALL ME!
i would like to meet someone who could resist singing along to Mr. Roboto by Styx.
still going...
if you recall, yesterday i posted an email i received:
“I think you may have made a mistake ordering more of the Spiderman Kipas [yarmulkes]. In light of Heath Ledger’s nomination, I think that you should have ordered more of the Batman. I just wanted to confirm that you did in fact want Spiderman, even though Batman is obviously cooler.”
TODAY:
“You did not change your order and that you...
Hipsters Hit Hard by the Recession →
(via whatcriscilikes)
dumbfounded, but not surprised.
E-Mails.
“I think you may have made a mistake ordering more of the Spiderman Kipas [yarmulkes]. In light of Heath Ledger’s nomination, I think that you should have ordered more of the Batman. I just wanted to confirm that you did in fact want Spiderman, even though Batman is obviously cooler.”
School can expel 'lesbian' pupils →
whatcriscilikes:
notthatkindagay:three50eight: “A California appeals court has ruled that a Christian high school can expel students because of an alleged lesbian relationship.”
I know that this is horrible. However, as a private and religious institution they have right. I think it is disgusting that Christian religions preach love and acceptance but their instituitions choose to expel people...
while alphabetizing like 100 purchase orders, i am embarrassed by how many times i had to recite the alphabet in my head.
LOST.
What is with the name “Charlie” or variations of on Lost?
1. Charlie the heroin addict, brit pop star and hobbit (RIP)
2. Charles Widmore (Nice to meet you)
3. Charolette (Charlie), Daniel Faraday’s Love, scientist.
4. Charlie, Desmond and Penny’s ADORABLE SON.
so spot on.
myleftsock:
iheartit:
shelbot:
Shit!
CAPRICORN The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want. AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb...
Blue-eyed humans have a single, common ancestor →
whatcriscilikes:
My eyes are hazel, you blue-eyed freaks. :)
bringtheruckuss:bravery:homecoming:New research shows that people with blue eyes have a single, common ancestor. A team at the University of Copenhagen have tracked down a genetic mutation which took place 6-10,000 years ago and is the cause of the eye colour of all blue-eyed humans alive on the planet today.
WHO IS MY UNCLE?
