regarding times list of dubious toys
boss lady: well, who would buy a homeless doll?!
me: I don't know.
boss lady: American Girl, jumped the shark! Is Matl giving the profits away to help homeless children? That would make it tolerable.
me: Are you still letting Bea get one for Christmas? Which one does she want?
boss lady: Oh, I hope not Gwen. I think she wants Felicity. What's next on the list? Harry Potter viiibraating broo...(broom stick, that the child is supposed to stradle)...oh...oh!
me: HELLS BELLS!
(cackling ensues)
Oct 8th